50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Live At Royal Albert Hall Songtext
von Train

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I′ll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it′s not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

That′s cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I′m gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I′m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
Isn't it romantic?


My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I′ll find a love like yours (A love like yours)
She'll think I′m Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I′m no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I′m all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to love
But you don′t want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I′m gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I′m gonna say


She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I′m no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I′m all out of lies
And ways to say you died