The Date I Had With That Ugly Old Homecoming Queen Songtext
von Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Well I woke up at the Holiday Inn
I had a hundred dollars missing and a cut on the chin
Well I called her mama but she was not home
She said "Son, she left on Monday with a man named John"
Well the sheriff told me, "The one you′re looking for
Way down the road at the K-Mart store" Well she thought she was pretty, if you know what I mean
But she sure didn't look like no homecoming queen
Well the guy looked like a spotted owl
I opened up my window, heard a gator growl
The moral of the story, if you know what I mean
Is don′t fall asleep with no homecoming queen