Since You’ve Been Gone Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Since you′ve been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you′ve been gone (Since you've been gone)
If like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I′ve been in a buttload of pain
Since you′ve been gone

(Well, since you been gone)
(Since you've been gone)
I couldn′t feel any worse if you dropped
A two ton bowling ball on my toes


(Since you've been gone)
It couldn′t hurt any more if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I′m getting tetnus shots every day
(Shots every day)
Since you've been gone

It's like I′ve got an ice cream headache that won′t go away
(Won't go away)
Ever since the day you left me

I′ve been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here