Frank’s 2000″ TV Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Risin′ above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green
They say, "That's the biggest screen we′ve ever seen!"

It's Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank′s 2000 inch TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank′s 2000 inch TV)
Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank′s 2000" TV)


That's Frank′s remote control, you can look, but don't touch it, please
′Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified
Robert DeNiro′s mole has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90, 000 watts of Dolby sound
And I′m mighty proud to say (And I'm mighty proud to say)
Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away

On Frank′s 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank′s 2000 inch TV)
Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank′s 2000 inch TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)

I'm gonna get one of my own real soon
It′s like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
Whoa, hey now, hey now na na na now
Hey now, hey now na na now

Frank′s 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank′s 2000 inch TV)
Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank′s 2000 inch TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
Frank′s 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
Got a two year warranty on parts and labor
Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank′s 2000 inch TV)
Frank′s 2000 inch TV