Polka Face Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma
Oh whoa oh

Can′t read my, can't read my
No, he can′t read my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can′t read my
No he can′t read my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face (ma ma ma ma)
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
Hey

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you′re a womanizer, oh
Womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You-you-you are
You-you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)


Boy, don′t try to front (I-I)
I know just-just what you are (are-are)
Boy, don't try to front (I-I)
I know just-just what you are (are-are)

You say I′m crazy
I've got your crazy
You're nothing but a womanizer

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down, down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down, hey

Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He′s all alone through the day and night (day and night)
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
At, at, at night

It′s a quarter after one
I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn′t call
But I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now


And I was like baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby
I thought you′d always be mine

So, so what?
I'm still a rock star
I′ve got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what?
I'm havin′ more fun
And now that we′re done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I′m alright
I'm just fine
And you′re a tool
So, so what?
I am a rock star
I've got my rock moves
And I don′t want you tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry ChapStick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I′m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

And I′d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I′d rather stay awake when I'm asleep
′Cause everything is never as it seems

Blame it on the goose
Got ya feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka (hey)
Blame it on the henny (hey)
Blame it on the blue tap (hey)
Got you feeling dizzy (hey)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Shawty′s like a melody in my head that I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na, everyday
It′s like my iPod stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Replay, replay-ay-ay-ay-ay

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Baby are you down?

I′m only gonna break-break your, break-break your heart
I'm only gonna break-break your, break-break your heart
I′m only gonna break-break your, break-break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart

Don′t stop, make it pop
DJ blow my speakers up
Tonight I'ma fight
′Til we see the sun light
Tick tock on the clock
But the polka dont stop (no)
Yodel-odel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-odel-lay-hee-hoo

P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
(Ma ma ma ma)
P-p-p-polka face, p-p-polka face
Oh no, you can't read my
P-p-polka face
Talkin' ′bout my polka face
P-p-p-polka face
Hey