Party at the Leper Colony Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won′t cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give ′em a hand
Saturday night is the place to be
Everybody cut footloose with me
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Met a little lady so pretty and young
She was quite a talker 'till the cat got her tounge
She oozed up beside me i turned on my charm
Pretty soon she was completely disarmed
I said, "Now girl, don′t fall to pieces on me"
But she cried her eyes out, literally
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there′s a party at the leper colony


Hey, now buddy don't you give me no lip
Sorry I was usin your head for a dip
There′s a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who
Wait a minute, it looks like stew
Well, hold the phone, now what do I see
Anothe pretty momma got her eye on me
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there′s a party at the leper colony
There's a party at the leper colony
(Party at the leper colony)
There′s a Party at the leper colony
(Party at the leper colony)
Oh, there's a Party at the leper colony (Party at the leper colony)