Jerk‐off Songtext
von Tool

Used to be a bunch of assholes
That lived in this part of the building,here
But we systematically removed them
Like you would any kind of termite or roach

Someone told me once that there′s a right and wrong
Punishment was sure for those who dare to cross the line
But it must not be true
For jerk-offs just like you and
Maybe it takes longer
To catch a total asshole

But I'm tired of waiting


Someone told me once that there′s a right and wrong
Punishment was sure for those who dare to cross the line
But it must not be true
For jerk-offs just like you and
Maybe it's just bullshit
I should play God
And shoot you myself

Tired of waiting

Consequences dictate
Our course of action and it
Doesn't matter what′s right
It′s only wrong if you get caught
If consequences dictate
My course of action,I should
I should play God and just
Shoot you myself

Tired of waiting

Die now

Shoot it
Kick it
Fuck it
Shoot you in your fucking head