"Cafe Everything" (Toast 1) Songtext
von Stephen Sondheim

Good morning, eaters!
Welcome to Café Everything!
A celebration of plentitude!
A hymn to abundance!
A paen to endless plenty!
Could we have some water?
I will check on that
Your enabler will be here momentarily
Wow, they really do have everything here
And then some
They′ve got manna! I'm in heaven!
Ladies and gents, before we munch
We must thank the Lord for inventing brunch! For sourdough!
Petite Marmite!
Good health
Good friends
Bon appetit!
Good morning, adventurers!
I′ll be enabling your table
Could we have some water, please?
I will check on that
Can I take your order?
Of course you may, it's your job
I'll have a decaf soy milk latte, mocha niño, immediately!