The Shocker Songtext
von Steel Panther

Are you ready baby?

Extra, extra read all about it
I wanna show you guys something new
Now if you′re having trouble just getting a boner
Here's something cool that′ll work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I′m about to do will make you scream

You better lube it up ′cause it's easier to get it deeper in
In her hole till she screams

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That′s called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker


It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In any city or any town
You can spot a rookie who′s been using the Shocker
He walks around with a pinky that's brown
When you do too much bugger sugar
And your hot meat stick won′t stand
Add your middle finger to a fist of metal
And spread the Shocker all across the land

It's time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this in school
So pay attention, it′s...

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That′s called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker, yeah


Two in the pink and one in the stink
That′s called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Here it comes!

Shock, shock, shocker
Shock, shock, shocker
Shock, shock, shocker
Shock, shock, shocker
Come on and shock her
220 volts of heavy metal power
Inside your vagina baby, and your butthole too