Asian Hooker Songtext
von Steel Panther

I′m in Tokyo
I'm looking for a ho
I try to score some blow
But I don′t speak Japanese, no
Found a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees, yeah

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker
(Ah, sucky sucky)


I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That′s why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk
′Cause my dick won't work, no
It′s like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai-chi

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker
Asian hooker

Hey, I′m the man with a plan
I'm fuckin′ going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple of grand
Just fucking hookers in the Can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin′ gonna be the man


Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You′re a dirty little cocksucker

I want them Asian
Hookers
Let's do some Asians
Let′s fuck some hookers

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