Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) Songtext
von Steel Panther

I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like I′m a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows


Fat girl
She everything I wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So i′m going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into
That double chin yeaaaahhhhh

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
Is snacking on my cock again
(Ouch don't bite)

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause
Your bigger than a buss


Fat girl
I can′t believe your eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your heart
Fat girl
Your really really tons of fat

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

He′s spot some fat fat girls (it's true)
You know he really loves them
We love the fat fat girl
Oh, yeah