Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’ Songtext
von Steel Panther

I went down on her last night
From what I understand baby, that′s alright
I didn't screw her and that′s the truth
But I ate that vagina thru and thru
She rocked my stick and I blew my load
But right after honey, I came home
I love you better than all the rest
But eatin' out weekly I can't resist, no

So if you wanna come with me
I′ll show you what I mean

Eatin′ ain't cheatin′
I don't know what you′re talking about
Eatin' ain′t cheatin'
You should know that suckin' ain′t fuckin′
Eatin' ain′t cheatin'


Now I′m just a man in a band
I'm eatin′ out the bitches as fast as I can
Lickin' clity, clity
Tonguen that twat
It's finger lickin′ good baby, why should I stop?

If you wanna have a seat
I′ll clear a place on my face, yeah

Eatin' ain′t cheatin'
I′m backstage only using my mouth
Eatin' ain′t cheatin'
Baby, munchin' just lunchin′, yeah

Now lickin′

It doesn't make me unfaithful unless I′m layin' down the cable

Eatin′ ain't cheatin′
You should know that suckin' ain't fuckin′
Eatin′ ain't cheatin′
I'm telling all the girls around the world

Eatin′, eatin' ain′t cheatin'
Eatin', eatin′ ain′t cheatin'