Dr. Demento Songtexte
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Stop The Cavalry Eat All the Old People I'm the Urban Spaceman Making Love in a Subaru

1. The Chipmunk Song (von David Seville & The Chipmunks)
2. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (von Spike Jones and His City Slickers)
3. Jingle Bells (von The Singing Dogs)
4. The Twelve Gifts of Christmas (von Allan Sherman)
5. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (von Gayla Peevey)
6. Nuttin' for Christmas (von Stan Freberg)
7. A Christmas Carol (von Tom Lehrer)
8. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (von Elmo & Patsy)
9. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas (von Yogi Yorgesson)
10. Twelve Days of Christmas (von Bob and Doug McKenzie)
11. Green Chri$tma$ (von Stan Freberg)
12. I'm a Christmas Tree (von Wild Man Fischer duet with Dr. Demento)
13. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (von Kip Addotta)
14. Santa Claus and His Old Lady (von Cheech & Chong)
15. Christmas at Ground Zero (von “Weird Al” Yankovic)
16. Christmas Dragnet

Volume I: The 40s (And Before)

1. The OKeh Laughing Record
2. Hooray For Captain Spaulding (von Groucho Marx)
3. Inka Dinka Doo (von Jimmy Durante)
4. Minnie the Moocher (von Cab Calloway and His Orchestra)
5. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man (von Billy Costello)
6. Three Little Fishies (von Kay Kyser)
7. I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones) (von Hoosier Hot Shots)
8. Cocktails for Two (von Spike Jones and His City Slickers)
9. Too Fat Polka (von Authur Godfrey)
10. I'm My Own Grandpaw (von Lonzo & Oscar)
11. Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) (von Tex Williams)
12. Shaving Cream (von Benny Bell & Paul Wynn)
13. The Freckle Song (von Larry Vincent)
14. Pico and Sepulveda (von Felix Figueroa)

Volume II: The 1950s

1. The Purple People Eater (von Sheb Wooley)
2. Transfusion (von Nervous Norvus)
3. Flying Saucer (von Buchanan & Goodman)
4. The Battle of Kookamonga (von Homer & Jethro)
5. Stranded in the Jungle (von The Cadets)
6. The Mummy
7. Russian Bandstand (von Spencer & Spencer with the Sonia Pryor Choir)
8. The Thing (von Phil Harris)
9. Masochism Tango (von Tom Lehrer)
10. Little Blue Riding Hood (von Stan Freberg)
11. Sunday Driving (von Jerry Lewis)
12. One of These Days (von Jackie Gleason)
13. The Dinghy Song (von Ruth Wallis)
14. Eloise (von Kay Thompson)

Volume III: The 1960s

1. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight) (von Lonnie Donegan)
2. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (von Brian Hyland)
3. Martian Hop (von The Ran‐Dells)
4. Alley-Oop (von The Hollywood Argyles)
5. Gitarzan (von Ray Stevens)
6. Surfin’ Bird (von The Trashmen)
7. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (von Allan Sherman)
8. Monster Mash (von Bobby (Boris) Pickett and The Crypt‐Kickers)
9. Mr. Custer (von Larry Verne)
10. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (von Napoleon XIV)
11. The Eggplant That Ate Chicago (von Dr. West’s Medicine Show & Junk Band)
12. Bounce Your Boobies (von Rusty Warren)
13. Tip-Toe Thru’ the Tulips With Me (von Tiny Tim)
14. So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) (von Tom Lehrer)

Volume IV: The 1970s

1. Short People (von Randy Newman)
2. Junk Food Junkie (von Larry Groce)
3. My Bologna (von “Weird Al” Yankovic)
4. Fish Heads (von Barnes & Barnes)
5. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out (von Shel Silverstein)
6. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (von Rose & The Arrangement)
7. Pencil Neck Geek (von Freddie Blassie)
8. Time Warp (von Richard O’Brien, Little Nell, Patricia Quinn, Charles Gray)
9. King Tut (von Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons)
10. Earache My Eye (von Cheech & Chong feat. Alice Bowie)
11. My Dead Dog Rover (von Hank, Stu, Dave & Hank)
12. Dead Skunk (von Loudon Wainwright III)
13. Dead Puppies (von Ogden Edsl)

Volume V: The 1980s

1. Eat It (von “Weird Al” Yankovic)
2. Fast Food (von Stevens & Grdnic)
3. The Curly Shuffle (von Jump ’n the Saddle Band)
4. Bedrock Rap-Meet the Flintstones (von Bruce Springstone)
5. The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun (von Julie Brown)
6. Rock ’n’ Roll Doctor (von Travesty, Ltd.)
7. Rappin' Rodney (von Rodney Dangerfield)
8. Marvin I Love You (von Marvin the Paranoid Android)
9. The Scotsman (von Bryan Bowers)
10. Another One Rides the Bus (von “Weird Al” Yankovic)
11. Take Off (von Bob and Doug McKenzie)
12. Existential Blues (von T-Bone)

Volume VI: Christmas

1. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (von Spike Jones and His City Slickers)
2. The Twelve Days of Christmas (von Allan Sherman)
3. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (von Gayla Peevey)
4. Santa and the Satellite (von Dickie Goodman)
5. A Christmas Carol (von Tom Lehrer)
6. Green Christmas (von Stan Freberg)
7. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (von Elmo & Patsy)
8. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas (von Yogi Yorgesson)
9. Nuttin’ for Christmas (von Stan Freberg)
10. Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly (von The Three Stooges)
11. I'm a Christmas Tree
12. Santa Claus and His Old Lady (von Cheech & Chong)

1. It's Alive (von Bobby “Boris” Pickett)
2. Oral Hygene (von Mr. Elk and Mr. Seal)
3. The Smallest Thing Known to Man (von Lorne Elliott)
4. The Baby Zone (von Glenn Super)
5. Moose in My House (von Scott Laningham)
6. In 1492 Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blues (von Tim Cavanagh)
7. Booger on My Beer Mug (von Sneaky Pete Kleinow)
8. Hangover (von Krypton)
9. She Grabbed My Coconuts (von Barry and the Bookbinders)
10. Take Me Out to the Ball Game
11. My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan
12. Ballad of Woody & Mia (von Loose Bruce Kerr)
13. I Love You (von Jim Fontano)
14. Baby I'm Dead (von Mike Toomey)
15. Mutant Cows
16. Late Bloomer (von Lauren Mayer)
17. They Don't Wear Pants in the Southern Part of France (von John Bartles)
18. Sushi Baby (von Bianca Bob & Flystrip)
19. Road Kill (von Milo Tremley)
20. Mrs. Fletcher (Help Me, I've Fallen) (von Slant 6 & The Jumpstarts)
21. Rudy Rudy
22. Freeze Dried Fido
23. White Spots (von Jesse Goldberg)
24. The Yum Yum Tree
25. A Terrorist Christmas
26. I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas (von Howie Nave)

1. Quidditch Ball Wizard (von Steve Goodie)
2. Charliesomething (von Eric Schwartz)
3. First House
4. Let Me Make You Smile in Bed (von The Four Postmen)
5. Tonight Is the Night (von Lorne Elliott)
6. She's a Guy
7. Winning the War on Drugs (von Asylum Street Spankers)
8. Crayfish (von The Scurvy Pirates)
9. Booger
10. Stop Draggin' My Car Around (demo) (von “Weird Al” Yankovic)
11. We Got a Stick for That
12. I'm Just Your Mom (von Bill Larkin)
13. Penguin on the Telly (von Tony Goldmark)
14. The Horrible Movie Song (von The Four Postmen)
15. Sex 'n' Violence (von Dan Hart)
16. I Want Sex
17. The Window Cleaner (von George Formby)
18. Reinstalling Windows (von Les Barker)
19. Email Legends (von Marilyn Rucker)
20. Renting (von Steve Goodie)
21. Suicide Hotline
22. Pachelbel (live at Alcon) (von Rob Paravonian)
23. How the Grinch Stole Chanukah (von Mike Toomey)