Dr. Demento Songtexte
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Stop The Cavalry
Eat All the Old People
I'm the Urban Spaceman
Making Love in a Subaru
Geboren am 02. April 1941
Dr. Demento's Dementia Royale (Compilation)
- Punk Polka (von The Toons)
- Three Drunk Newts (von Barnes & Barnes)
- Kosher Delight (von The Yiddish People)
- My Bologna (von “Weird Al” Yankovic)
- Making Love in a Subaru (von Damaskas)
- Religion and Politics (von Scott Beach)
- Pencil Neck Geek (von Freddie Blassie)
- I Gotta Get a Fake I.D. (von Barnes & Barnes)
- Davy's Dinghy (von Ruth Wallis)
- The Phantom Windbreaker (von Red Bovine)
- Frosty the Dope Man (von Mark Zydiak)
- My Name Is Larry (von Wild Man Fischer)
- Stardrek
- Shaving Cream
Dr. Demento's Delights (Compilation)
- Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (von Allan Sherman)
- The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (von Possum)
- Get a Load of This (von R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders)
- Ya Wanna Buy a Bunny (von Spike Jones)
- Eleanor Rigby (von Doodles Weaver)
- They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (von Napoleon XIV)
- Boobs a Lot (von The Holy Modal Rounders)
- Ballad of Ben Gay (von Ben Gay)
- Who Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine? (von Harry “The Hipster” Gibson)
- If You're a Viper (von Jim Kweskin & The Jug Band)
- Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent (von Jef Jaisun)
Under the Smogberry Trees: Dr. Demento Interviews 1976-1991 (Compilation)
- Benny Bell
- Cheech & Chong
- Barnes & Barnes
- Bill Frenzer
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Michael Richards
- Fred Blassie
- Devo
- Tom Waits
- Jerry Samuels
- Bob & Doug McKenzie
- Spınal Tap
- Frank Zappa
- George Carlin
- Tom Lehrer
- Stan Freberg
- Mel Blanc
- Mel Brooks
- Phyllis Diller
- John Cleese
- Shel Silverstein
- Tom T-Bone Stankus
- Tiny Tim
- Wild Man Fischer
- Bobby Pickett
- Elvira
- Screamin' Jay Hawkins
- William Shatner
Mehr Songtexte

- The Chipmunk Song
- All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
- Jingle Bells
- The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
- I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
- Nuttin' for Christmas
- A Christmas Carol
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
- Twelve Days of Christmas
- Green Christmas
- I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
- Santa Claus and His Old Lady
- Christmas at Ground Zero
- Smells Like Nirvana
- Heartbreak Hotel
- The Curly Shuffle
- Rubber Biscuit
- The Martian Boogie
- Fast Food
- Car Phone
- Highly Illogical
- One More Minute
- No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat
- Dance of the Hours
- My Dead Dog Rover
- There's a New Sound
- When I Was a Dinosaur
- The Old Philosopher
- Happy Boy
- Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips with Me
- Particle Man
- Sensitive New Age Guys
- The Hunting Song
- Achy Breaky Song
- In Heaven There Is No Beer
- I Gotta Get a Fake I.D.
- Peter the Meter Reader
- Everybody Wants My Fanny
- Entering Marion
- 'Cause I'm a Blonde
- Leader of the Laundromat
- Song of the Sewer
- Mr. Custer
- Second Week of Deer Camp
- Timothy
- Three Little Pigs
- Moose Turd Pie
- The 12 Pains of Christmas
- It's So Chic to Be Pregnant at Christmas
- Gridlock Christmas
- It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am
- Sant Claus Is Watching You
- Santa's Lament
- Rusty Chevrolet
- Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year
- Christmas Wrapping
- Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
- A Terrorist Christmas
- Stop The Cavalry
- The Pretty Little Dolly
- Hanukkah Rocks
- Hanukkah Homeboy
- Happy New Year
- I'm a Nut
- Mississippi Squirrel Revival
- Ode to the Little Brown Shack Out Back
- I'm My Own Grandpaw
- You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd
- When You're Hot, You're Hot
- Virgil and the $300 Vacation
- Colorado Cool-Aid
- May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- Saturday Morning Confusion
- The Credit Card Song
- I Like Beer
- Wildwood Weed
- Elvis was a Narc
- My Jeans Are Too Tight
- The Streak
- Another Puff
- The Window
- Baa Baa Black Sheep
- (If I Had) Rhythm in My Nursery Rhymes
- Funky Bluesy ABC's
- Simon Says
- Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky
- The Story Book Ball
- Rub-A-Dub-Dub
- It's in the Book, Part 1
- London Bridge Is Falling Down
- Skip to My Blues
- April Showers
- Delicious!
- The Scotsman
- Junk Food Junkie
- Eat It
- Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour
- Wet Dream
- Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah!
- Wappin'
- The Purple People Eater
- Monster Mash
- Cocktails for Two
- Transfusion
- Beep Beep
- St. George and the Dragonet
- Witch Doctor
- Gitarzan
- Earache My Eye
- Dead Puppies
- Dancin' Fool
- Star Trekkin'
- The Time Warp
- Masochism Tango
- The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun
- The Ballad of Irving
- The Battle of Kookamonga
- King Tut
- Der Fuehrer's Face
- Fish Heads
- Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
- Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
- The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
- Surfin' Bird
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Ti Kwan Leep / Boot to the Head
- Existential Blues
- They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
- Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
- Yoda
- The Elements
- Deteriorata
- Charlie Brown
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Eskimo
- The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
- Kill the Wabbit
- Stress
- On the Shoulders of Freaks
- Bras on 45
- Polka Dot Undies
- Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
- The Thing
- (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- My Ding-A-Ling
- It's a Gas
- I Want My Baby Back
- Last Will and Temperament
- I'm the Urban Spaceman
- Bulbous Bouffant
- Another One Rides the Bus
- Hamster Love
- Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
- Tennessee Bird Walk
- Dead Skunk
- You Were Speeding
- I Hate When That Happens
- Lumberjack Song
- Carrot Juice Is Murder
- The Little Blue Man
- I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me
- Comin' Back for More
- Smoke Two Joints
- Ice Box Man
- Rock and Roll Doctor
- Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
- Downtown
- Let's All Get Demented
- Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp)
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Nanook Rubs It
- Ti Kwan Leap - Boot to the Head
- Marvin, I Love You
- The Smoke Off
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- The Saga Begins
- Do the Picard
- Carmen Miranda's Ghost
- They're Here
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth
- Banned From Argo
- The Ballad of William Robinson
- What's Up Spock
- Werewolves of London
- A Nightmare on My Street
- The Haunted House of Rock
- Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman
- Castin' My Spell
- Halloween Spooks
- Bo Meets the Monster
- My Son, the Vampire
- Nature Trail to Hell
- Religion and Politics
- The Phantom Windbreaker
- Making Love in a Subaru
- Kosher Delight
- Davy's Dinghy
- Frosty the Dope Man
- Punk Polka
- I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
- Than Ireland
- The Day The Data Died
- Cellular Degeneration
- Commentary
- Intro
- She's Got a Tongue Like a Kodiak Bear
- Has Anybody Seen Our Cat?
- Moose in My House
- One Piece at a Time
- 2600
- Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio
- Ballad of Ben Gay
- Hot Point, Warm Heart
- Daddy's Money
- Kiss This (Hey IRS)
- Taxidermal Therapy
- Backwards XYZ's
- The Piddlin' Pup
- Girls Don't Fart
- I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas
- She Left Me for a Destitute Quadriplegic Because of the Good Sex
- We're Rockin' in the Rest Home (In the Year 2030)
- Dementia Revolution
- I'm Just Your Mom
- I Like Your Skin
- Ebonically
- Do You Believe Me? I Do
- March of the Cuckoos
- My Granpappy Don' Smoke No Grass
- Banana Oil
- Eat All the Old People
- Late Bloomer
- Sushi Baby
- Don't Eat the Special
- It's a P.M.S. Kind of Day
- Caffeine
- I Wanna Ride on Shania's Twain
- Smoker's March
- You're So Mundane
- Grandpa's Gone Gangsta
- Serenade to a Maid
- Stroke It
- I'd Love My Baby If She Had Two Heads
- All My Favorite Drunks Have Given Up Drinkin'
- Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
- I Was Just Flipped Off by a Silver-Haired Old Lady With a "Honk If You Love Jesus" Sticker on the Bumper of Her Car
- Doin' the Incontinence Rag
- It's Great to Be a Mortician
- No News, or What Killed the Dog
- Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent
- Lesbians on TV
- She's a Guy
- Get Off the Phone and Drive
- Inner Voice
- Show Close
- Vampire Beavers
- The Spider and the Fly
- Convention '72
- The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)
- Quit Your Bitchin'
- The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
- Christmas Don’t Be Late
- Convention ’72
- Dr. Demento Celebrates the Worst Tribute Ever!
- I Wanna Ride on Shania’s Twain
- She’s Got a Tongue Like a Kodiak Bear