Twelve Days of Christmas Songtext
von Bob and Doug McKenzie
Twelve Days of Christmas Songtext
(B: Bob D: Doug C: Chorus)
B: OK, good day. This is our Christmas part of the album. You can play this at your Christmas parties, or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there′s nothin' else to do.
D: Good day, eh? In case you thought, like, I wasn′t on this part.
B: Oh, I guarantee ya you'd be on. OK, so good day. This is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get.um... your true love for Christmas.
D: Look out the window!
B: Where? (chuckle) What are ya doin′?!?
D: Snow, hosehead!
B: Well, oh, it′s the Great White North, and it's snowing ′cause it's Christmastime. Hey, hoser!
D: What?
B: Here′s a quiz. (chuckle) Quiz for Doug...
D: OK, I have my "thinking toque" on.
B: Yeah, right. What are the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? 'Cause, figure it out, right? Christmas is when?
D: Um, the twenty-fifth...
B: Right. And, what′s the twenty-fourth... Christmas Eve, right? So.
D: That's two
B: That's two. And, then what′s after that? (pause) Boxing Day
D: Wrestling Day
B: Wrestl. get out!
D: Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
B: That′s three. Then, what's after that? Nothin′!
D: New Year's!
B: Four and what′s...
D: New Year's Eve?
B: That′s five. Where do ya get twelve?
D: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there; that's four. So, that′s nine. And three other days which, I believe, are the "mystery" days.
(music starts)
B: OK, this our Christmas song, just in case you don′t know what to get someone for Christmas.
D: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen and don′t get stuck!
(organ starts)
D: By the way, that's ME on the organ.
B: Oh, geez.
D: You start...
B: OK...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A beer.
D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: There should be more there, eh?
B: Where? Oh, go!
D: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four pounds of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: ...in a tree. See, you need more.
B: Oh... fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five golden toques,
D: Four pound of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle necks
B: And a beer... where?
D: (with Bob) In a tree.
B: OK, on the sixth... oo, go!
D: .Christmas, my true love gave to me,
C: Six...
D: Six packs of Tuborg
B & C: Five golden toques
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. OK.
B: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven pack of smokes,
C: Nice gift!
D: Nice gift. Oh... six packs of Tuborg
B & C: Five golden toques.
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. Keep forgetting.
D: Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it′s too hard for us! Go, hoser.
B & D: On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
D: Eight comic books
(Chorus repeats right behind them, though one behind)
B & D: Seven packs of smokes
Six pack of Tuborg
B: Five...
C: (catches up) Five golden toques
Four pounds of back-bacon
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
ALL: And a beer...
B & D: On my tree.
B: Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um...
C: TWELVE!
B: Twelve!
D: Good day, and welcome to day twelve.
(Chorus starts up and Bob and Doug join in)
ALL: Five golden toques
Four pounds of back-bacon,
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
And a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
D: Where'd you learn to do that?
B: Um, albums.
D: So, like, that′s our song. Merry Christmas...
B: Merry Christmas!
D: And good day!
B: Good day! Ha-happy New Year, too.
D: Shhh!
B: OK, you know what you left out?
D: What?
B: Donuts!
D: Oh, no!
B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth day or the eleventh day, but I want donuts!
D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody!
B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts...
D: So,.go out to the stores and get some presents!
B: You could′ve gone down, to, like, the good donut shops where you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then it′d be thirteen for the "Thirteen Days of Christmas"!
D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw!
B: Take off!
(as music fades)
D: Boy, that song was a beauty. It... it moved me.
B: Yeah, I think it ranks up there with "Stairway to Heaven".
D: What?
B: OK, good day. This is our Christmas part of the album. You can play this at your Christmas parties, or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there′s nothin' else to do.
D: Good day, eh? In case you thought, like, I wasn′t on this part.
B: Oh, I guarantee ya you'd be on. OK, so good day. This is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get.um... your true love for Christmas.
D: Look out the window!
B: Where? (chuckle) What are ya doin′?!?
D: Snow, hosehead!
B: Well, oh, it′s the Great White North, and it's snowing ′cause it's Christmastime. Hey, hoser!
D: What?
B: Here′s a quiz. (chuckle) Quiz for Doug...
D: OK, I have my "thinking toque" on.
B: Yeah, right. What are the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? 'Cause, figure it out, right? Christmas is when?
D: Um, the twenty-fifth...
B: Right. And, what′s the twenty-fourth... Christmas Eve, right? So.
D: That's two
B: That's two. And, then what′s after that? (pause) Boxing Day
D: Wrestling Day
B: Wrestl. get out!
D: Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
B: That′s three. Then, what's after that? Nothin′!
D: New Year's!
B: Four and what′s...
D: New Year's Eve?
B: That′s five. Where do ya get twelve?
D: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there; that's four. So, that′s nine. And three other days which, I believe, are the "mystery" days.
(music starts)
B: OK, this our Christmas song, just in case you don′t know what to get someone for Christmas.
D: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen and don′t get stuck!
(organ starts)
D: By the way, that's ME on the organ.
B: Oh, geez.
D: You start...
B: OK...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A beer.
D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: There should be more there, eh?
B: Where? Oh, go!
D: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four pounds of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: ...in a tree. See, you need more.
B: Oh... fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five golden toques,
D: Four pound of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle necks
B: And a beer... where?
D: (with Bob) In a tree.
B: OK, on the sixth... oo, go!
D: .Christmas, my true love gave to me,
C: Six...
D: Six packs of Tuborg
B & C: Five golden toques
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. OK.
B: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven pack of smokes,
C: Nice gift!
D: Nice gift. Oh... six packs of Tuborg
B & C: Five golden toques.
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. Keep forgetting.
D: Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it′s too hard for us! Go, hoser.
B & D: On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
D: Eight comic books
(Chorus repeats right behind them, though one behind)
B & D: Seven packs of smokes
Six pack of Tuborg
B: Five...
C: (catches up) Five golden toques
Four pounds of back-bacon
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
ALL: And a beer...
B & D: On my tree.
B: Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um...
C: TWELVE!
B: Twelve!
D: Good day, and welcome to day twelve.
(Chorus starts up and Bob and Doug join in)
ALL: Five golden toques
Four pounds of back-bacon,
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
And a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
D: Where'd you learn to do that?
B: Um, albums.
D: So, like, that′s our song. Merry Christmas...
B: Merry Christmas!
D: And good day!
B: Good day! Ha-happy New Year, too.
D: Shhh!
B: OK, you know what you left out?
D: What?
B: Donuts!
D: Oh, no!
B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth day or the eleventh day, but I want donuts!
D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody!
B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts...
D: So,.go out to the stores and get some presents!
B: You could′ve gone down, to, like, the good donut shops where you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then it′d be thirteen for the "Thirteen Days of Christmas"!
D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw!
B: Take off!
(as music fades)
D: Boy, that song was a beauty. It... it moved me.
B: Yeah, I think it ranks up there with "Stairway to Heaven".
D: What?
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