Mr. Custer Songtext
von Larry Verne

(That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin′ here?

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don′t make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "attack!"
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (forward Ho!)--aaww


SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there
They′re moving and there′s a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!
Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!

(They were sure of victory, the men of the 7th Cavalry, as they rode on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin′ here?

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don′t make me go
There's a redskin a-waitin′ out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up dead or bald

Please Mr. Custer, I don′t wanna go (forward HO)--aaww


SPOKEN: I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Let′s see--friend-- kemo sabe, that's it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE!
Nope, that itn′t it
Look at them durned injuns
Theyre runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain′t no time for jokin'