Furz English translation
von Tic Tac Toe

Hey baby, you are what they call a ...
For you, there are only words that are better left unsaid
You sit all night in front of the TV with your remote
Zapping through the channels, searching for a

Naked woman, oh wow, you dream of a threesome
While casually grabbing yourself
Touching the things that bring you joy, you don’t hesitate for long
In your mind, you have an image of those big

Brown eyes that you love so much, that you’d give everything for
That you’d even fly to Thailand or Kenya for
There, you get everything you need, because they want it too
They’re into your bald head and your fat belly

You keep your brain in your pants, okay, I'll make it short
Because your arguments don’t matter to me at all


For me, you’re a
A giant...
You’re just a
A disgusting...

For you, all women are bitches if they don’t eagerly nod along
No need for all that chit-chat, all you want is
To have fun, and the little bunnies should just accept you
You want them to love you when they, for money,

Tell you a little something you want to hear, and then you’re in seventh heaven
You feel amazing because she’s licking your ear
And whispering sweet nothings, making you feel like the greatest in the world
You’re a hero—who even thinks about money?

You keep your brain in your pants, okay, I'll make it short
Because your arguments don’t matter to me at all

For me, you’re a...