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Tic Tac Toe
Take Two

I Wish I Were As Dumb As You
You're so wonderfully dumb and find everything super great
Because you belong to a truly fascinating breed
You strut through life, shaking your booty hard
"I show everyone what I’ve got"—that’s your big life motto

Your B R A I N is totally E M P T Y
Absolutely V O I D, but you don’t C A R E
Because you think you're incredibly super-duper O R I G I N A L

And that's exactly the point that makes me so jealous of you
Because if you don’t understand something, you just laugh it away

Hahahahahahaha


I wish I were as dumb as you
Then I’d finally have my peace
I wouldn’t need to think so much
And let others lead the way for me

I wish I were as dumb as you
A truly dumb, stupid cow
I wouldn’t need to think so much
And let others lead the way for me

You're the sexy hexy who makes men happy
You’re so dumb that you don’t notice they only stay for one night
You’re the hottest pussy, always giving kisses to everyone
But behind your back, they call you a dumb bimbo

But that’s not all—they even call you Fanta
"Fanta is for everyone!" yells Manni from his Manta
"What I don’t know won’t hurt me!"—that’s your motto
You think from noon to lunchtime, so you never have a crisis