Party in the CIA Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

I moved out to Langely recently
With a plain and simple dream
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime

Those men in black with their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
Agents got that swagger
And everyone so cloak and dagger

I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
For another undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on

Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn

So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills
My classified dossier
Tapping the phones like yeah
Shredding the files like yeah


And then I rised all the enemy spies
I've got to neutralize today
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

I've done a couple of crazy things
That have almost gotten me dismissed
Like terminate some head of state
Who wasn't even on my list

Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you
You need a quickie confession?
Well, start a water boarding session

No hurry on this South American dictator
I'll assassinate him later
That's when he walked right in my laser sights
And my silencer was on

And my silencer was on
And another target's gone

Yeah, we've got blackops all over the world
From Kazakhstan to Bombay
Paying the bribes like yeah
Plugging the leaks like yeah


Interrogating the scum of the earth
We'll break them by the break of day
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

Need a country to stabilize?
Look no further, we're your guys
We've got snazzy suits and ties
And a better dental plan than the FBI
Better put your hands up and get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away
Staging a coup like yeah
Brainwashing moles like yeah
We only torture the folks we don't like
You're probably gonna okay
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA