Buy Me a Condo Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o′ credit cards
I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
I′m gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on

Whoa, used to live in Jamaica but I don't live there no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do things I never done before
So now, I′m just a lonely rastaman
Living in this American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

I′m gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I′m gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit′ the alligator on


Whoa, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
Throw away all me ganja
I'll have a tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I′ll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I′m gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
I′m gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on

Ain′t gonna work in the field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in the field no more (no, no)
Gonna be Amway distributor

(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard

I′m gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I′m gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on
What′d you say?


I′m gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I′m gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit′ the alligator on
What'd you say?

I′m gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn