There’s No ‘Too Soon’ If Time Is Relative Songtext
von NOFX

I don′t feel like movin'
Don′t feel like talkin'
I'm feelin′ a little Stephen Hawking today

I barely feel like rollin′
There's no way I′m rockin'
I′m feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey, hey, hey

When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend told me that he′s just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin′ trouble breathin′
Hey, hey, hey


I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I′m gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey

But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin′ to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
′Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give me somethin' to believe in
Don′t wanna hear ′em, don't wanna see ′em
I think he might have melted in a wax museum

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
Are you a robot posin' as a human bein′?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give us all a super creepy feelin'