Kiss Me, I’m S&!%faced Songtext
von Dropkick Murphys

I play in a band
We′re the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsey & France.
I play one mean guitar & then score at the bar
There′s a line o'chicks waitin' for their chance.
So c′mon now honey
I′ll make you feel pretty
These other girls mean nothin' to me
Let′s finsh these drinks & be gone for the night 'cuz I′m more than a handful you'll see.

So kiss me, I′m shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

I can bench-press a car
I′m an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard & Yale.
Girls just can′t keep up, I'm a real love machine.
I′ve had far better sex while in jail.


I designed the Sears Tower
I make 2 grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flamber
I take the pick of the litter
Girls jockey for me
I don′t need these lines to get layed.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I′m soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

I'm a man of the night
A real lady′s delight.
See my figure was chizzled from stone.
One more for the gal then I′ll escort her home
Come last call I'm never alone.

I′ve a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.
With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars
I′m just here in this dump for the game.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I′m soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

Eh, fuck it.
Who am I shitin?


I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain′t all that bright.
I′m definitely not chizzled from stone.
I'm a cheat & a liar,
No woman′s desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.

But just give me a chance
′Cuz deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold.
I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands
Come on honey, lemme′ take you home.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I′m soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

So kiss me, I′m shitfaced, I'm soaked, I′m soiled & brown.
In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I′m soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.