GRINCH Songtext
von Dax

First off fuck Santa Claus
He ain′t never done shit for a nigga like me
People been hating on me since I was like three
Just because I was different and my skin was light green
Hating and spreading rumors all over IG
IC them coming for everything that IB
Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth
My skin, my hair, and the fucking way that I speak
Was the night before Christmas, all through the house
I sat in my room alone with no spouse scrolling my phone
Comparing myself to people who don't put no food in my mouth
Looking around jerking off to Bella Thornes OnlyFans account
While scheming the system and faking
Depression so I can gеt rich just to double my clout I′m tired of Christmas, I don't want a presеnt
Can't wait for the future, I′m done the past
I′m fucking up Santa on sight if I see him
I'm punching his belly and kicking his ass
Rudolph can get it
That red on his nose a get put on his head if he′s talking that trash
Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen
And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance
Santa gon' think I′m a psycho
I'm dunking these cookies like Michael
I′m fucking Ms Claus then I'm posting the vid so your hoe, hoe, hoe is viral
Life is a vicious cycle, karma comes around and bites you
This for everybody who was mean and
Bullied me down in Whoville back in highschool


Listen
I'm not ugly it′s acquired taste
My hams greens with the eggs and steak
I max out on my dog, I′m scamming unemployment out in several states
I drive stick, I don't need a sleigh
Need no hooks ′cause I've mastered bait
I′m so good even Santa plays this song on Christmas

I'm the Grinch
No hands when I′m taking a piss
No condom when I'm fucking ya bitch
In and out like the burger
I'm saucing the patty so buns on my dick a stick
I don′t need fire to heat to my crib, you dumb fuck, I′m already lit
And the only time you'll ever rap
Better is when you′re wrapping Christmas gifts
I wanna know if you're naughty or nice
I bet you pray on the downfall of others like me whenever you sleep at night
Fuck this society
Everyone acts like they′re perfect while judging another's life
You don′t qualify to judge on what is wrong from right
You're not God
Oh, my God
I'm bout to throw massive fit
A punch I don′t care if you′re a pacifist
I'll pass this fist like a perfect Steve Nash pass assist
You straight ass, all you pass is gas
And if you do the math you′ll never be half of half what my active is
I'm captaning you cap that′s a asterisks
To say you should never try to be an activist
Let me explain my pain and why I'm going insane
And why ya negative energy′s penetrating my brain
I gotta fettish for dead ish
I'll JJ Reddish ya face for speaking Plethoric Rhetoric on a veterans name
Don't ever speak on my green unless its money I′ve made
And if you do it a g g gain I′ma k k k k k k k k kick in ya face
Then take my body builder body run and pick the pace
Back to my cave up the mountain where I'll kick up legs
I know you′re sick of how I innovate
Santa has been jealous looking for ways to eliminate you can suck this dick STD if you abbreviate deviate abracadabra you keep on talking you'll disintegrate I′m dissing-the-great (dis-in-te-grate)
Chimney sliding milk cookie diving sleigh driving elf and high
Fiving jolly fat smiling guy that rides private without no license
G-R-I-N-C-H, I'm all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol
I′m depressed, that's ok I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls
You can tell by my I eyeballs
I self loath so much I might call
1-800-got-junk and tell them I think I'm suicidal
And if they don′t pick up I′ll kill myself and then I'll go viral
Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter in next years new age Bible
Then get spiteful, look at Earth and see all of my haters living
Life so seek revival and kill them
And all their friends on my arrival...
And once I arrive you should pray I decide not to come for your neck
Do not be cordial and smile in face you′re a snake and I've heard all the lies that you′ve spread
Do not say sorry or act like you made a mistake and pretend that you want to be friends
'Cause now it′s too late and the words that you've said are words that have driven me over the edge
Now I see red
Now I see bullets in unison traveling straight to your head
Now I see people in pain their emotions
Are withering hanging on just by a thread
You should of left me alone the unknown was the thrill you were
Searching for but now instead I'm lyrically piercing your flesh for that thrill
And I′ll do it again and again and again
Look in the mirror, there is no reflection ′cause you're getting sick
You hate on everyone you selfish narcissistic fucking prick
You′ve destroyed me with your words
I might just cut off both your lips
And then go trans and cut my shit if it means you'll get off my dick

Even the nicest people have their limits
Play stupid games
And win stupid prizes
Merry Christmas