Going Nowhere Slow Songtext
von Bloodhound Gang
Going Nowhere Slow Songtext
Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand?
That a-hole bands have a-hole fans
Bloodhound′s the name and the gang's to blame
Like Chan n′ Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same
So fame ain't gonna live forever
Never worrying about dying cause it can′t be any better
But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst
And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you first
So hello Joe, what do you know?
Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show
Did you do the Batussi or did you do the Hustle?
Did you do the Flamin′ Waffle or the Super Bowl Shuffle?
No matter what you did, you're gonna be amused
If you were not entertained you did not drink enough booze
If ya get your eyes a fuzzin′ then we'll get your ears a buzzin′
'Cause we play around the world, you play around with your cousin
Bloodhound boys
Bloodhound girls
Bloodhound noise
Bloodhound world
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we′ve gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
We rock Philadelphia, Baltimore, Las Vegas, Indianapolis
Louisville, Atlanta, New Orleans and Minneapolis
Houston, Tucson, Phoenix, Buffalo
Tulsa, Mobile, Albuquerque, Wichita and Orlando
Portland, Salt Lake City, Memphis, Washington DC
Charlotte, Oklahoma City, Little Rock and Milwaukee
Cleveland, Tampa, Norfolk, Dallas, Raleigh, Hartford, Cincinnati
Boston, Nashville, Kansas City, Chattanooga and Miami
Honolulu, Richmond, Austin, Pittsburgh, San Antonio
Baton Rouge, and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo
Denver, Detroit, Dayton, Spokane, Fresno
And Jacksonville, Columbus, Springfield, New York, Sacramento
Los Angeles, St. Paul, St. Louis, San Francisco
Madison, Knoxville, Seattle, San Jose and San Diego
Jackson, Omaha, Des Moines, Boise, Providence, Chicago
But nowhere in New Jersey that′s the only place we don't go
Bloodhound boys
Bloodhound girls
Bloodhound noise
Bloodhound world
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don′t matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don′t matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don′t matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we′ve gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we′ve gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Wooaaa haa
Wooaaa haa
Wooaaa haa
That a-hole bands have a-hole fans
Bloodhound′s the name and the gang's to blame
Like Chan n′ Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same
So fame ain't gonna live forever
Never worrying about dying cause it can′t be any better
But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst
And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you first
So hello Joe, what do you know?
Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show
Did you do the Batussi or did you do the Hustle?
Did you do the Flamin′ Waffle or the Super Bowl Shuffle?
No matter what you did, you're gonna be amused
If you were not entertained you did not drink enough booze
If ya get your eyes a fuzzin′ then we'll get your ears a buzzin′
'Cause we play around the world, you play around with your cousin
Bloodhound boys
Bloodhound girls
Bloodhound noise
Bloodhound world
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we′ve gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
We rock Philadelphia, Baltimore, Las Vegas, Indianapolis
Louisville, Atlanta, New Orleans and Minneapolis
Houston, Tucson, Phoenix, Buffalo
Tulsa, Mobile, Albuquerque, Wichita and Orlando
Portland, Salt Lake City, Memphis, Washington DC
Charlotte, Oklahoma City, Little Rock and Milwaukee
Cleveland, Tampa, Norfolk, Dallas, Raleigh, Hartford, Cincinnati
Boston, Nashville, Kansas City, Chattanooga and Miami
Honolulu, Richmond, Austin, Pittsburgh, San Antonio
Baton Rouge, and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo
Denver, Detroit, Dayton, Spokane, Fresno
And Jacksonville, Columbus, Springfield, New York, Sacramento
Los Angeles, St. Paul, St. Louis, San Francisco
Madison, Knoxville, Seattle, San Jose and San Diego
Jackson, Omaha, Des Moines, Boise, Providence, Chicago
But nowhere in New Jersey that′s the only place we don't go
Bloodhound boys
Bloodhound girls
Bloodhound noise
Bloodhound world
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don′t matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don′t matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don′t matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we′ve gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Rock on rock on do it dusk til′ dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we′ve gone
Don't matter what state what town what show
Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
Wooaaa haa
Wooaaa haa
Wooaaa haa
Writer(s): James M. Franks, Matthew Stigliano Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com