Ballad of Chasey Lain Songtext
von Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I′m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I′ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?


You′ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I′ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain′t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I′ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain′t had mine


P. S
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P. S
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show ′em them titties
Now show ′em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?