Dirty Paki Songtext
von Beans on Toast

Theres a paki on the corner and he runs a little shop,
And my dad he will not go there because he think he stole his job,
And theres a flaming homosexual, he′s dressed up like a queen,
And he'll probably fuck you up the ass and give you some disease,

Let′s sit on both sides of the fence, where the grass is always green,
If we forget about what were scared about, we might work out what we need.


Theres a guy down the kabab shop who looks like a terrorist,
And I'm sure if he got on my bus, he'd have a bomb strapped to his chest,
There is a problem with society, there′s so much there to lose,
Maybe we should blame our children who hide underneath their hoods,

Let′s sit on both sides of the fence, where the grass is always green,
If we forget about what were scared about, we might work out what we need.

Well theres a nigger in the village teaching a white man how to dance,
Theres a Christian girl with a turban on and a business man in drag,
Theres a jewish man with an arab girl and a smile across his face,
Theres a anacist with a set of rules and a generous capitalist

Let's sit on both sides of the fence, where the grass is always green,
If we forget about what were scared about, we might work out what we need.