Red Solo Cup Songtext
von Toby Keith

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Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicals
If you prefer drinkin′ from glass
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy, mac, can kiss my ass

Whoo!
Red solo cup uh huh
I fill you up
Let's have a party


Let′s have a party
I love you, red solo cup
I lift you up
Proceed to party
Proceed to party
Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
′Cause when beer runs down in front of my back

Well, that, my friend, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin′ at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'

On them to help me get lucky
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let′s have a party

Let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup
(What) I lift you up
Proceed to party (party)

Proceed to party (party)
Now, I′ve seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this fellow

′Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom (here we go now)
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing, you′re more than fantastic


And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say
Red solo cup, you′re not just a cup
(No! No! No! God, no!)

You're my-you′re my (Friend?) friend friend
(Life-long)
Thank you for being my friend
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party (let′s have a party)
Let's have a party (let′s have a party)
I love you, red solo cup
I lift you up
Proceed to party
Proceed to party (see this mother)

Red solo cup
(Red solo) I fill you up
Lets have a party (let's have a party)
Let's have a party
(Let′s have a party)
Red solo cup
Oh red solo cup
I lift you up
Let′s have a party
Proceed to party
(Solo cup) ba oh doo
(Solo cup) oh bo doo
(Solo cup) ah oh doo
(Solo cup) Ah oou doodle da dou
(Solo cup) uuh uuh
De dum dum
Ou de da dum