Sushi Glory Hole Songtext
von The Lonely Island

Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that

Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that
Instead of strange dick, you′d be getting a snack
High-end fish, no doubt
Hey, where are you going? Hear us out

Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
(Hear us out!) Hey! Where are you going?
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Sushi Glory Hole


Makes too much motherfucking sense not to do it
Fish through a hole, you know it ain't nothing to it
And there is no scenario in which you wouldn′t want it
So drop to your knees, open wide and get ready for some
Rice with fish on it (fish on it)
Rice with fish on it (fish on it)

Hear us out
You got nothing to fear
Sushi Glory Hole, it's a good idea
And it's not weird, so hear us out
While we tell you what the concept′s all about

It′s sushi being fed through a hole in the wall

Where you going? (Where you going?)
Hear us out (hear us out)
You forgot to eat
Now you're out and about (and about)
But you wanna be discreet
Can′t be eatin' omakase in the middle of the street

No!
Then you open the app, S-G-H is all over the map
So you head to a club, hit the bathroom stall
Find the sushi size hole in the bathroom wall
Then make a wish
And prepare for some shockingly high grade fish


Where you going?
Come back (come back!)
Come back (come back!)
Come back (come back!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out (hear us out!)
Hear us out!

You know I′m fooling with yuzu
Where you would usually doodoo and
If you got fund approval
You're who we′re trying to get through to

Hey, and no gimmicky rolls
Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes
And no substitutions or special requests
And no dicks (and no dicks)
And no sex (and no sex!)

That's two stalls over
So you're gonna wanna make sure you come in sober
′Cause none of them are labeled, and full disclosure
There′s a chance you're gonna get a dick (dick)
But it′s worth it 'cause the quality of fish
Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk

Don′t leave (don't leave)
Don′t leave (don't leave)
Where you going? (Come back!)
Hear us out
Don't leave

At a sex club when you need stamina for sex
But forgot to eat, back soon
Sushi Glory Hole
At a sushi restaurant where you don′t like the food
In the back of the bathroom

Sushi Glory Hole (Sushi Glory Hole)
(Don′t leave) (Sushi Glory Hole)