Motherlover Songtext
von The Lonely Island

Oh dang
What is it dawg?
I forgot it′s Mothers Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way, she′ll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?

My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left (Cold)
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray (Word)
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away


Hold up!
You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
I′m thinkin I′m thinkin too
Slow up!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean

′Cause I'm a motherlover, you′re a motherlover
We should fuck each others mothers, fuck each others moms
I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby

Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin′ each others moms
'Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I′m callin′ on you 'cause I can′t do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

I′ll be layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin′ on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to poke your mom

I′m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle, sho nuff!
My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile, straight up!
Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
This the perfect plan, for a perfect Mother′s Day
They'll have to rename this one, all up under the covers day


′Cause I'm a Mother Lover, you′re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers, fuck each others moms
I'm pushin that lady where you came out as a baby
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin′ each others moms
Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother (Yeah!)
And while I'm in your mother, I′ll never use a rubber! (Oh!)

′Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I′m callin' on you ′cause I can't do it myself
To me you′re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy Mother′s Day!