Vanilla Ice Cream Songtext
von Stephen Lynch

Have a seat and listen
Please, don′t say a thing
In matters of the heart sometimes
The truth will have a sting

Just don't take it personally
This is no attack
But we will never last because I′m white
And you are also white

I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
If you're a Nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy
But if you're a whitey, say "nighty-nighty"
You′re just not the girl for me

Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
Don′t call it Jungle Fever 'cause that just isn′t right
I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white


I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
If you're a cracker, you better get blacker
Or else you best get out
It is no mystery, I like a sister
See, that′s what I'm talkin′ about

Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory"
And we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanza tree
But color is not the issue here, it′s dignity, it′s class
It's all about her heart, okay, it′s partly about that ass!

I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
If you're a honkey, you′re singin' the wrong key
It′s the honest truth
The skin that she's dwellin' in must contain melanin
That is the fountain of youth

Thomas Jefferson
Robert DeNiro
David Bowie
To a certain extent
Ted Dansen

Strom Thurmond!
Strom Thurmond!
Yeah!