Fat Girl Songtext
von Steel Panther

I saw her drinking beer
Eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate
And I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend of Jenny Craigs
She had boobs like watermelons
And breath like rotten eggs

I know you′re hungry
I can see it in your eyes
'Cause you′re looking at me
Like I'm a side of fries
I wanna take your chubby ass
Back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy
All over your face, yeah


(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows
(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows
Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
Fat girl, she can′t fit through the door
(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows

I wanna prove to you
My feelings are for real
So I′m gonna buy you
A million happy meals, yeah
I want a chunk of that body
If you'll only let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage
Into that double chin, yeah

(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows
(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows
Fat girl is riding my jock again
Fat girl is snacking on my cock again

Ouch, don′t bite!

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
'Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because you′re bigger than a bus


Fat girl, I can't believe you′re eating again
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?
(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows
Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun
(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows
(Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows

You're my fat, fat girl
You know I really love you
′Cause you′re my fat, fat girl

Come here baby, where you going?
You're a cow
Come here baby
I love you!
I can′t live without you
I can't live without you
Come here
Come here
It′s like a jungle in my apartment dude
Look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl