The Last Drag Songtext
von NOFX

Getting off drugs is so easy
When you′re not really on them but everyone thinks you're on them
And those same people think they′re gonna save you
So, I'm on my way to redemption and I'm hopin′ to be forgiven
I′m really so fuckin' sorry
But first I′m gonna throw myself the best detox party

This is my detox
This is my detox
This is my detox
This is my detox and I'll cry if I want to
This is my detox and I′ll get high if I want to

This is my detox, don't call it a vacation
I′m gonna detox through retoxification
This is my me-tox, 'cause it's all about me
Where is my pill box?
Need a few oxy

This is my detox and I′ll cry if I want to
This is my detox and I′ll get high if I want to
This is my detox and I'll lie if I want to


This is my detox, I could do it without you
Whatever is broken, I can glue it without you
This is my detox, I′ll get high if I want to
'Cause this is my detox
This is my detox (This is my detox)
This is my detox (This is my detox)
This is my detox (This is my detox)
This is my detox (This is my detox)
This is my detox
This is my detox
This is my detox

A pool powder party just before I get sick
Then a many mental brunch and a lithium picnic
A dozen of doms and few erotic dancers
Don′t ask me the questions if you don't want the answers
I already told you that I′m not the one cheating
Sex is not the same as an intimate beating
This is my detox, I'll do whatever I want to
'Cause this is my detox
This is my detox
This is my detox
This is my detox
This is my detox

I feel nothin′, as I take my last drag
Distort the biggest pilon, put my head in a plastic bag
I don′t wanna die, I just wanna disappear


I thought I was so transparent
But clearly I'm so unclear
No one understands me, I doubt they ever will
So, I′ll stay on the power, the drink and the pain pill
Get my shit in order and start my last will and testament
With resentment for the past 45 years
I knew it was over and done for
When they stopped picking up the phone
Only your oldest and best friends can make you feel so alone
If I wasn't told it so many times
I never would have thought
That it′s not really a lie if you never get caught
I had an addiction for use of affliction
With an occasional minor and major abrasion
Punctual made up equations that everyone sends to a mathematician
Never a dull experience, kid on spectrum
Who found a plectrum
And made a scalp of a gunning skin-like virgin vinyl
Posing suicidal
This is my detox, this is what I deserve
This is drilling a hole in a most sensitive nerve
And I don't really want it
But I want how it makes me
Love a terrible place as it takes me
I love how it breaks me
′Cause now I'm only happy when I'm broken
When I′m cokin′, when someone's choking me out
How you supposed to rehabilitate?
How can you detox from pure uncut hate?

This is my detox
This is my detox, this is my detox
(Haha!)
This is my detox, I′m through
This is my detox
From you!