New Books Songtext
von NOFX

You go

Now, something is lacking
I′m not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36 D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams
Bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic
I can′t find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes
Mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic


I know what I want

Now my body is a model
Of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can′t take anymore

(New boobs), (jugs)
(New boobs), (jugs)
(New boobs), (jugs)
(New boobs), (jugs)

(New boobs), (jugs)
(New boobs), (jugs)
(New boobs), (jugs)
(New boobs), (jugs)
(Jugs)