If I Had a Boat Songtext
von Lyle Lovett

And if I had a boat
I′d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers
I′d sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying an old Dale
Well, it'd just be me and Trigger
We′d go riding through them movies
Then we′d buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail


And if I had a boat
I′d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
′Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Well, kiss my ass, I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea

And if I had a boat
I′d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat


And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I′d come and go wherever I would please
And I′d scare 'em by the shade tree
And I′d scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat
I′d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat
I said me upon my pony on my boat