Millionaire Girlfriend Songtext
von Jonathan Coulton

I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long
I know she′s out there, for I have heard her song
In dreams, she sings to me; her angel's voice a symphony

Is she in a garden or a meadow fair?
Does the dappled sunlight shine ribbons in her hair?
Does she sit patiently, smiling as she waits for me?

She′s my millionaire girlfriend and she's my life
Once I finally find her, I'll get permission from the wife
We will all live in our castle high
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

She′s a stolen secret from a pirate′s chest
I will wear an ascot and a suit that has a vest
And I will put it on as I watch gardener mow the lawn


She's a fairy princess from a song of old
I will have a toothbrush that is made of solid gold
And I will watch TV as my manservant flosses me

She′s my millionaire girlfriend and she's my life
Once I finally find her, I′ll get permission from the wife
We will all live in our castle high
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

It does not matter to me if she's pretty
All that counts is what she′s got at Citibank
Chase Manhattan or even Washington Mutual

When my search is ended, I will cherish her
She will sign some papers, give me power of attorney
And what's hers will be mine in perpetuity


She's my millionaire girlfriend and she′s my life
Once I finally find her, I′ll get permission from the wife
We will all live in our castle high
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I