If You Drive Your Husband To Drinkin' Songtext
von Johnny Lee

Calm down

Ladies, listen to me
I got some news for you
If the one you love′s goin' crazy
And you don′t know what to do

If you're drivin' him to drinkin′
And he′s drivin' you insane
There′s a place that you can take him
To get him straightened out again

In the corner, there's a jukebox
Playin′ songs of love gone bad
It can be the best therapy
That he's ever had

At the bar, we have group sessions
Over whiskey, wine, and beer
If you drive your husband to drinkin′
Drive him here


Now whiskey eases misery
Like a love that's gone bad
And wine would put him in the mood
To want the love he once had

Beer will give him courage
To call you on the line
And ask you to forgive him
And pick him up at closin' time

In the corner, there′s a jukebox
Playin′ songs of love gone bad
It can be the best therapy
That he's ever had

At the bar, we have group sessions
Over whiskey, wine, and beer
If you drive your husband to drinkin′
Drive him here

Sometimes, I know
It's hard to understand the one you love
So if he′s thinkin' about drinkin′
Drive him down to join the club


At the bar, we have group sessions
Over whiskey, wine, and beer
So if you drive your husband to drinkin'
Drive him here
If you drive your husband to drinkin'
Drive him here

Bring him on down to Gilley′s