Scary Movie Songtext
von Ice Cube

Yeah
The fuck is this?
That′s that weirdo shit
I didn't pay to see this shit
What is wrong with this movie? (The fuck is this?) (Funny style, that′s bullshit)
What is wrong with this movie?
(Let's go) (these niggas actin' weird, man)

I′ma stick to the script, I was there when you flipped
I′ma read the transcript
Elephant (elephant), I don't forget
I hold a grudge, I must admit
Beef nigga (beef nigga) with the bad actor
He′s well done, flip his ass with the spatula
Surf and turf, serve him with some lobster
The imposter, give him the Oscar


I don't understand what′s goin' on
I just come through with the Y chromosome
Alpha male, now public enemy
My amenity is toxic masculinity
I see niggas ad-libbin′
Actin' like women, even Don Lemon
Cut it out, boy, you need an editor
I'm the predator, ten steps ahead of ya

What is wrong with this movie?
What is wrong with this movie?
What is wrong with this movie?
I had to ask Monster Pookie

See, they want satisfaction
Lights, cameras, but can′t take the action
Dunce (dunce), I do all my stunts
I roll all my blunts, I do it all at once
They don′t love you, you need a body double
I need a bodyguard, hate to bust your bubble
Ice Cube is on a whole 'nother level
No, I didn′t sell my soul to the devil


Hollywood is the wine of Merlin
Break a leg, nigga, that's a curtain
Break your shit for sure, that′s for certain
I stopped your animation, Tim Burton
You can be who you wanna be (wanna be)
Thought your life was a drama, bitch, it's a comedy
On screen, you play for the home team
Off-screen, your ass Harvey Weinstein

What is wrong with this movie?
What is wrong with this movie?
I had to ask Monster Pookie
He said, "Niggas on dookie"