Cave Bitch Songtext
von Ice Cube

(Give me a black goddess, sister, I can′t resist her)
(No stringy haired, blonde hair, blue eyed)
(Pale skinned, buttermilk complexion)
(Grafted, recessive, depressive)
(Ironing board backside, straight up, straight down)
(No frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock)
(Subject to have the itch)
(Mutanoid, caucazoid, white cave bitch!)

Ease back, white bitch, I don′t play that
Just because I got on my L.A hat
Stalkin', walkin' in my big black boots
Is my jingle, now you want Mandingo

Big, black and handsome
I should hold your devil ass for ransom
Sorta like Patty Herst but I′ll burst first, bitch
And you know what′s worse


I'm coming from the land where the choppers roam
So -uck you bitch and your Coppertone
Stringy hair, no derriere, frontin′ and -uckin' with your silicone pair
Do I wanna -uck? Not hardly
That′s kinda like Barbie -uckin' Bob Marley
It ain′t gonna happen, I keep rappin' motha -uck Teniell
But see I'm the captain of this ship and I′m true to the game
Ya, all look the same
Standin′ by my backstage door hopin' that′ll switch
Spread out you little cave bitch

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)
(You′re goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

Why everytime we get famous
You wanna play us like Andy and Amos?
The devil sent you to try and tame us
But you can't tame me with no bitch named "Amy"

Lookin′ for the dark meat
But ho, I ain't tryin' to go out like Barkely
′Cause everytime I turn on the TV
I see several brother′s with she devils
Smilin' ′cause you out on a date
But sooner or later, the bitch'll yell, "RAPE"

Soon as daddy found out you a jigaboo
He′ll kill like he did Emmitt 'Til

Yah, he tried to kick bass
But the bitch probably threw it in his face
Sargent Bale ain′t nothin' but a trick
Nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch


(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)
(You′re goddamn right)
(You′re goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

White bitches have no butt and no chest
White bitches have no butt and no chest
White bitches have no butt and no chest
White bitches have no butt and no chest

Now don't think that I hate you
′Cause I won't date you
Bitch I gotta stay true
You could be a fan but don′t expand
And try to get my -ick in your hand

You better run to the minute man
Pale as snow, so act like ya know
'Cause if I slap it, flip it, and rub it like that
Yeah, it gotta be black

Plus yo ass too flat
I need a butt big enough that can clap
Rat-a-tat-tat, you can′t get mine ho
I'd rather -uck an albino

At least I know, she's comin′ from the Nubian
And not the Ku Klux Klan that you be in
And I don′t give a -uck if your family is rich
You're still a little cave bitch

(You′re goddamn right, oh yeah baby)
(You're goddamn right)
(You′re goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)
(You′re goddamn right)
(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)