You, Me and Steve Songtext
von Garfunkel and Oates

Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can′t disguise the way I feel

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night, I can′t believe
That it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us
And your friend Steve

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
Do-do-do do do-do do, leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Oh, hey! How′s it going?

You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we′d be alone


I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck′s your fucking problem?
Why's he always here?

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
Do-do-do do do-do do, go away
What′s the deal with your friend Steve?
Oh, hey! How's it going?

It′s not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend?
And it's not that I don′t think he′s great
But it's only you, only you I wanna fellate

Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
So I know if I should shave tonight

I could′ve wished a thousand wishes
'Cause I like to be with you
But if it′s always me and you, and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can...


Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
Do-do-do do do-do do
Why don′t you just go be with your best friend
And boyfriend
Steve!