I Wanna Be Evil! Songtext
von Eartha Kitt

I′ve posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap,
I′ve petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope
(I've petted stray dogs, and I never mope)*
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
I′ve been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer,
(I′ve been named Miss Perseverance year after year,)*
And I'm the person to whom they say, "Your sweet, My Dear."
The only etchings I′ve seen have been behind glass,
And the closest I've been to a bar, is at ballet class.

Prim and proper, the girl who′s never been cased,
I'm tired of being pure and not chased.
Like something that seeks it′s level
I wanna go to the devil.

I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies


I want to wake up in the morning
With that dark brown taste
I want to see some dissipation in my face
I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
But more that that I wanna be bad

I wanna be evil, and trump an ace,
Just to see my partner's face.
I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool

And in the theatre
I want to change my seat
Just so I can step on
Everybody's feet

I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
(I want to be horrid, I want to make news)*
And whatever I′ve got I′m eager to lose

I wanna be evil, little evil me
Just as mean and evil as I can be