I'm A Nut Songtext
von Caspar Babypants

I′m an acorn, small and round lying on the cold, cold ground
Everyone walks over me, that is why I'm cracked you see
I′m a nut, I'm a nut
I'm a nut, I′m a nut

Called myself on the telephone just to hear my golden tone
Asked me out for a little date, picked me up at half past eight
I′m a nut, I'm a nut
I′m a nut, I'm a nut

Put on special party pants, then I asked myself to dance
I said no then I said yes, by now I think you have guessed
I′m a nut, I'm a nut
I′m a nut, I'm a nut

Took myself to see a show, wanted candy but said no
Held my hand and kissed my cheek, made a date to go next week
I'm a nut, I′m a nut
I′m a nut, I'm a nut


Asked myself to marry me, had to take some time to think
I know that I am the best, called myself and I said yes
I′m a nut, I'm a nut
I′m a nut, I'm a nut

Rainy Sunday feeling bleak, let′s play a game of hide and seek
Searched in the barn, searched in a pit, found myself and said "You're it"
I'm a nut, I′m a nut
I′m a nut, I'm a nut

Got a bike, it′s built for two, me and me knew what to do
I sat in front, I sat in back, got so tired we took a nap
I'm a nut, I′m a nut
I'm a nut, I′m a nut

Gravity has a tiny flaw, one of me on the see-saw
Lucky I am so crazy, so both of me can see-saw-see
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
I′m a nut, I′m a nut

Left hand, right hand not enough
This piano's just too tough
But I have four hands, I can do it
Solo, no, I′m a duet


I'm an acorn, brown and sweet, lying in the middle of the street
All the cars run over me, so I run back to the big oak tree
I′m a nut, I'm a nut
I′m a nut, I'm a nut

I'm crazy!