The Duck Song #2 Songtext
von Bryant Oden

A duck walked up to a corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said no it′s a corner store I mean grapes aren't really what we′re known for. We've got some grape drinks.
The duck said They kinda stink
Then he waddled away
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said oh it's you again duck
I already told you you′re out of luck
I′ve got some grape gum
The duck said I'll take none
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said look I′m trying not to shout. But please either buy something or get out. We don't sell fruit
The duck said I′m kinda cute
Then he waddled away Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said that's it the next time you ask for grapes I′m gonna tape you to the wall with this duck tape. Do I make myself clear?
The duck said yes dear
Then he waddled away.
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grape chapstick?
What?
Got any grape chapstick?
Actually we do. But you don't have any money do you?
Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Put it on my bill?
Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away