Everything's Legal in Alabama Songtext
von Bob Wayne

Hey, Wayne
Where are you goin′ with all that money?
I'm going over here to Las Vegas, Nevada
Las Vegas? Why the hell ain′t you goin' to Alabama
Why the hell would I go to Alabama?

'Cause everything′s legal in Alabama
Yeah, everything′s legal in Alabama
Said, everything's legal in Alabama
Everything′s legal in Alabama
Everything's legal in Alabama
Yeah, everything′s legal in Alabama

I raised some hell in Louisiana
Damn near froze in Texarkana
Got so fucked up in North Dakota
Didn't come too ′til Oklahoma
Did little time in Salt Lake slammer
I just wish I could go back to Alabama


'Cause everything's legal in Alabama
Yeah, everything′s legal in Alabama
Everything′s legal in Alabama
Everything's legal in Alabama
Everything′s legal in Alabama
Yeah, everything's legal in Alabama

Well, I won six grand on a slot machine
Bought a Cadillac down in Tennessee
Seeing every state from coast to coast
But Bammy is the one that I love the most
If you don′t like it, I don't give a damn
′Cause everything's legal down in Alabam

Well, I love them hills up in Montana
Got two girlfriends down in Savannah
Been in Mexico and in Europe too
Little Dutch girls sure know what to do
Who needs to go to Amsterdam
When everything's legal in Alabama

Said, everything′s legal in Alabama
Yeah, everything′s legal in Alabama
Everything's legal in Alabama
Everything′s legal in Alabama
Everything's legal in Alabama
Yeah, everything′s legal in Alabam


Hey, Wayne
Yeah, what do you want?
What's all legal in Alabama?
Everything I don′t do no more

Weed is legal in Alabama
Moonshine is legal in Alabama
And pills are legal in Alabama
Guns are legal in Alabama
Speed is legal in Alabama
So let's go fast

Weed is legal in Alabama
And shine is legal in Alabama
And pills are legal in Alabama
Guns are legal in Alabama
Speed is legal in Alabama
Hell, everything's legal in Alabama

Everything′s legal in Alabama
Everything′s legal in Alabama
Yeah, everything's legal in Alabama
Said, everything′s legal in Alabama
Everything's legal in Alabama
Just don′t get caught

Yeah, keep your ass out of county jail