Errant Dog Songtext
von Ben Folds

Have you seen that dog?
I′ve got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree
But he keeps getting out
He's probably running loose with the bitches
And when I catch him I′ll give him some stiches
Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine.
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
Errant Dog
(Uh!)
They're talking down at the spa,
Now the word is out.
God damn I look like a tool,
When he goes running around.
I'm gonna take him on court TV; Show the world what he′s done to me
Oh I′ll drag his ass back home, yeah, where that ass belongs
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
Errant Dog
(Uh!)
He's my everything; he means the world to me
He′s my hopes, my dreams, my general property
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this shit
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive but really,
Dead is fine.
Just bring him back, yeah.
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh)
Errant Dog