Skit Songtext
von Aventura

[phone ringing]


Hello?
Ehhh
Hello?
Ehhh
Hello, who′s this?
Jejeje, is this Johnny Marine?
Yes, it is
Eh, how you doin'?
I′m doin' good, I'm doin′ good
Who am I speakin′ to?
Eh, don't worry about that
Who′s this?
Jejeje, shut up!
Shut up? I don't get this
You′re callin' my phone but you′re tellin' me to shut up?
I'm sorry
Sorry about what? Who′s this?
I′m just playin' with you, you know me
I′m not here to play any games my friend, who's this?
We from the same hood
Hood?
′Das right
From the hood? Where, what?
You're aventura′s manager, right?
Yes I am
Ooh, I like 'dat
Hehehe, you like, how you like that, what you mean?
I like, not them, you know I ain't gay
What?
I′m not gay, I mean I like their music
Ok
How I may help you, who′s this man?
Yeah, I got some questions
Ok, go ahead
Yeah, hold up, I'm thinkin′ about them
You callin' me, you got questions, but you don′t remember them?
Why you so rude?
I'm not, I′m not even being r-
¿Que te pasa gato?
You callin' me a cat?
No, not cat, you know
You're not from the hood?
I′m from the hood, yeah, ok
But, how may I help you?
Yeah, but I′m just tellin' you cat, you kno′ like cat, cat
Cat? oh, ok, ok
Yeah, tranquilo pescadito
Pes- that's what I mean
First you′re callin' me a cat and now a fish?
No, no, but cat is just from the hood
Pescadito is ′cuz you look like one
Alright, listen, listen
You're callin me for what? Be clear
But why you so rude?
Who gave you my number?
Yeah, you wanna know right?
I don't understand, you got nothin′ better to do?
You wanna kno′ who gave me you numba'?
Who gave you my numba′?
Sike!
Unbelievable, I haven't heard that in years
If you′re gonna countinue playin' games
I got some questions
Go ahead
Why are these guys gonna retire?
Who′s retiring?
Aventura!
Nobody is retiring, where you got that from?
Don't trick me!
No, nobody is even. alright, listen
They're not retiring, I′m not tryna′ trick you
What's this with The Last?
You mean the name of the album?
Yeah, pendejo!
Pen-, hahaha, you lucky I′m a nice guy, pendejo, alright
Tell me!
Tell you what?
Why are they retiring, the last!?
Nobody is retiring
Why the album is called The Last?
It's called The Last for several reasons
But nobody is retiring
That′s all you need to know
Give me the reasons!
Why I have to give you-
First of all, who gave you my numba'?
But I wanna know!
Listen, I don′t have time for this
(Hangs up)


(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Ehhh
Oh my God, again?
¿Porque me colgaste?
I didn't hang up on you
Yes you did!
No I didn't! What do you want?
Or was it the service, right?
Psh, what do you want?!
I got that problem, what service you got?
Um, listen, forget about what service I got
What do you want?
¡Pato!
What? Now you′re callin′ me a duck?
No, I said it again gato
Gato, gato, ok
Yeah, cat, in spanish
Alright, but listen, listen
Honestly speaking with you
I don't have time for games
Ok, so let me ask you a question
You′ve been askin me a question for how long now?
Why you didn't put my favorite song in the album?
Favourite song? You don′t even know what songs are on the album
Check it out "yo siento undirme"
Hahahaha, that's not our song playa′
Wow, wow, I mean
That's my shit!
It was a tribute, but it's not our song
Why is not on the album?
It′s not a song playa, we don′t-
You a hater!
Hater?
You callin' my phone and you′re calling me a hater?
Yeah, cuz you're not giving me information
Then you′re lying! (mumbling)
First of all, who gave you my numba'?
(mumbling) I′m from the hood!
Yeah, yeah, ok, we from the hood
What hood you from?
Don't worry!
I have to worry, you callin' my phone
Well, I just want to get to the manager
I mean honestly
I′m thinking now and I′m like the- the- the- I don't know
Doh, do, di, do, du!
Hahaha
Why you′re laughing?
Because you're lying!
Bye
(Hangs up)