George Carlin Songtexte
A Modern Man
Some People Are Stupid
The First Enema
Geboren am 12. Mai 1937, Gestorben am 22. Juni 2008
You Are All Diseased (Live)
- How's Everybody Doin'
- Airport Security
- Fear of Germs
- Cigars
- Angels
- Harley Davidson
- House of Blues
- Minority Language: Happens to Be / Openly / Urban / Girlfriend
- Man Stuff: Slugfest / Cut-Off Sleeves / Barbed Wire Tattoo / Lead, Follow or Get Outta the Way / Police Sensitivity Training
- Kids and Parents: Children Are Overrated / They're Not All Cute / They're Not All Smart / Too Much Safety / Guns in School / School Uniforms / Kids Who Smoke / Anal Parents
- TV Tonight: Playboy Channel / Jerry Springer / Little House on the Prairie / Willie Nelson
- Names
- Advertising Lullabye
- American Bullshit
- Businessmen
- Religion
- There Is No God
Mehr Songtexte
- Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo
- Muhammad Ali / America the Beautiful
- For Names' Sake
- Y'ever
- Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers
- How's Your Dog?
- Values
- Ed Sullivan Self-taught
- It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions
- Fussy Eater
- Death Penalty
- Television Announcers
- News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty
- Letter to a Friend
- Sports Roundup
- "Have a Nice Day"—"Rice Krispies" / Second Announcements
- Fussy Eater, Part 2
- Dear Friend
- Instructions
- Jesus Christ
- "Ice Box Man" / Fourth Announcements
- Good Bye
- Fuck You, I Like These Kinds of Jokes
- TV Crap
- The 'Pre' Epidemic
- Warm and Cold
- The Evening News
- Handicaps / I'm Tired
- First Announcements
- Asylums
- Confession
- Modern Man
- Usage
- Action 6 News
- Latest Disaster
- Dogs on TV
- Give a Hoot
- George Carlin Book Club
- Seventh Announcements
- Some More People Who Should Be Killed
- IceBox Man
- My Dog
- Bumper Sticker
- Airlines
- Problems and Issues
- Birthday Party
- Third Announcements
- Watch Your Mouth
- 20th Century Hostilities
- A Place for My Stuff
- Hi Mom!
- Just Before You Die
- Early Boarding
- A Name by Any Other Name
- Mental Brain Thoughts
- Legal Advice
- Rants
- Social Situations
- Dogs Don't Care
- The New Zodiac
- Reincarnation (Souls)
- Business 10 Steps
- Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag / Fifth Announcements
- No Complaining About Politicians
- Death
- One More Thing You Don't Need
- Saying 'Hello'
- Airline Flight Attendants
- Shitty Music
- Driving
- Sixth Announcements
- Capt. Jack & Jolly George
- Free Speech
- Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
- Landmines
- Dogs Come in All Sizes
- Casual on a Cell Phone
- The Red Sox (Socks)
- Secretary of Being in the Closet
- Debbie's Checkup
- Orchestra
- Anything but the Present
- Meaning of Life
- A Chance to Bond
- Mother's Club
- Retail
- The Ten Commandments
- 'Tippy'
- Who's the Boss
- First Time Human Sacrifice
- Driving in Traffic
- Henry the VIII
- Last Meal
- Quotes and Stuff
- Intro & I Don't Do Transitions
- Entertaining a Four Year Old
- Ice Box Man
- Wishing Wells
- A Place for Your Stuff
- Interview With Jesus
- "Fussy Eater", Part 1 / Sixth Announcements
- Poor People
- I Can't Recall
- More Euphemisms
- Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First
- Have a Nice Day
- Expressions
- Supermarket
- Preface
- Favorite Period of Time
- Another Problem for Women...
- Head Blew Up
- Body Curiosity
- Store Clerks
- Appropriate Names
- Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of
- Comitting the Perfect Double Murder
- "Fussy Eater", Part 2 / Seventh Announcements
- Free Breast Examinations
- Little Moments
- Entropy & Disorder
- Sports Is Big Business
- Irish Guys
- Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!
- A Few More Oxymorons
- List of People Who Ought to Be Killed
- More Shorties
- The Elephant in the Living Room
- Euphamistic Language
- Join the Book Club
- Deaths of Supercelebrities
- Ugly Singers
- A Proposition
- Fourth Announcements
- Old Time Radio Favorites
- Rain. Dances. 007
- Terrorism
- 'A Place for My Stuff'
- Politically Speaking
- Blue Food
- Drinking and Driving
- Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)
- Organ Donors
- Activists
- Radio/TV Interviews
- Sex Facts From Thailand
- Dogs & Forever
- Falling Asleep
- Bullshit
- Eye Blaster
- 15 Rules to Live By
- Reporting a Bombing
- Britain's Return of Hong Kong
- Restaurants
- Quicksand
- Rip-Offs
- Retired People
- Scab
- Captain Jack and Jolly George
- Don't Say to a Comedian
- Camcorder
- Avant Garde Play
- We Control Your Lives
- Little Things That Come Off Ya
- Locations
- Schmucks
- My Childhood
- Traffic
- Just For Fun
- Graceful Death
- Zero Tolerance
- Euphemisms 2
- Canadians
- Grandchildren
- Sex & Violence
- Safety Tips
- Acknowledgments
- Cars & Driving
- Tumor Humor
- Left Wing Non-Sense
- Do, Take, Have, Give
- Football Cheers
- Opposed to Singing
- People Who Want to Know the Time
- Fussy Eater, Part 1
- Be Well
- Channel 7 Editorial
- Pandas
- More Redundant Expressions
- Herb Coolhouse
- Observations
- That's a Fine Howdoyado
- The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How to Titles
- Politically Speaking (cont'd)
- Introduction
- Heroes Who Died for Their Country
- Ugly Women
- Beliefs
- No Brown in the Rainbow
- "Abortion" / Third Announcements
- Blind Girls
- Mort Sahl
- Reality Shows
- Another Objection on Language
- Vitamins
- Telling Time
- Zones
- Flying
- Forward / Rice Krispies
- The Male Disease
- Second Announcements
- What's My Motivation
- Cookies
- War
- Nice Days
- Fun You Can Have
- Sacking a City
- Road Rage
- Children
- Colon Powell
- Thoughts
- Captain Jack & Jolly George
- More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)
- Domestic Terrorism
- Cats & Dogs
- Food Terms
- Religious People
- Hobos
- Declare War
- Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions
- Fire Dept. Tip
- Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'
- News Descriptions
- Old Fashioned
- No More Old People
- Moths
- Fifth Announcements
- Countryside Battles
- Deceased
- Peace on You
- Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace
- Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
- Silence
- Sandwich
- Reality Shows (cont'd)
- Acknowledgements
- Thoughts & Facts
- Short Exchanges
- Intro
- Rice Krispies
- Al Gore's Actions
- Advertising Lullaby
- Acknowledgements / Opening—"A Place for My Stuff" / First Announcements
- Polically Incorrect
- The Original "Person to Person"
- Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)
- Language of Comedy/Goodbye
- Short Jokes
- Mr. Policeman
- When I Was Young
- Euphemistic Language
- Things I Do Not Understand About Our Country
- Secular Beliefs
- Old Fucks
- People Who Worship Their Children
- Superstitions
- Three Free Jokes
- Funeral Sayings
- Morningside Heights
- Mother’s Club
- The Original “Person to Person”
- You Are All Diseased (1999)
- Carlin On Campus (1984)
- The Hollywood Palace (December 10,1966)
- George Carlin: 40 Years Of Comedy (1997)
- Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
- I Kinda Like it When a Lotta People Die
- George Carlin Again ! (1978)
- Complaints And Greivances (2001)
- George Carlin Appearance from Comedy Magic Club (2006)
- On Location With George Carlin (1977)
- It's Bad For Ya
- Carlin At Carnegie (1982)
- George’s Best Stuff
- It's Bad For Ya (2007)
- Doin' It Again (1990)
- The Real George Carlin (1973)
- George Carlin Personal Favorites
- Life Is Worth Losing
- Playin' With Your Head (1986)
- APT 2C (1985)
- CBS Talent Scouts (1963)
- Jammin' In New York (1992)
- George Carlin: Too Hip for the Room
- What Am I Doing In New Jersey ? (1988)
- Back In Town (1996)
- The Hollywood Palace (October 8,1966)
- George Carlin Appearance from The Comedy Store (1999)
- The Jackie Gleason Show (January 25, 1969)
- George On George
