Third Announcements Songtext
von George Carlin

Hey, why doncha join the service? Join the fuckin′ service! Join up and die! How do you expect to keep the country free if you won't die? I′m dead. I died in World War II! I'm fuckin' dead! Can you say that? Come on. Join up and die!
Hello. I′m a famous person... and I′m for sale. Do have a product or a business that needs promotion? Do you sell something worthless? Something no one will buy because it's poorly built and doesn′t work properly? Likely to come apart at high speeds? Perhaps with toxic side effects? Well, I'm here to help you. I′ll take your product and I'll sell it to them because they trust me. That′s right; they trust me because... I'm a famous person.
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