Zehn kleine Jägermeister English translation
von Markus Becker

Ten little Jägermeister were smoking a joint
One couldn’t handle it. Then there were only nine.

Nine little Jägermeister were hoping for an inheritance
To make sure there was something to inherit, one had to die

Eight little Jägermeister liked to drive fast
Seven drove to Düsseldorf. One drove to Cologne.

One for all, all for one
If one goes, who’s going to cry?
We all have to go sometime, don’t get upset
That’s how life is: you or me

Seven little Jägermeister were having an affair
With one of them, the husband unexpectedly showed up, too

Sechs kleine Jägermeister wollten Steuern sparen
Einer wurde eingelocht, fünf durften nachbezahlen

Six little Jägermeister wanted to save on taxes
One got locked up, the five others were allowed to pay up

Five little Jägermeister got their IDs checked
One cop took it too seriously, that left only four


One for all, all for one
If one goes, who’s going to cry?
We all have to go sometime, don’t get upset
That’s how life is: you or me

We all have to go sometime
Even if it breaks your heart
The world won’t end because of it
Don’t let it upset you

Four little Jägermeister joined the army
They had a drinking bet, the winner didn’t survive

Three little Jägermeister went into a restaurant
Two had steak with beans, one had steak with Mad Cow Disease

Two little Jägermeister requested asylum
One was accepted, the other was one too many

One for all, all for one
If one goes, who’s going to cry?
We all have to go sometime, don’t get upset
That’s how life is: you or me

We all have to go sometime
Even if it breaks your heart
The world won’t end because of it
Don’t let it upset you


One little Jägermeister didn’t like to be alone
So he invited nine others to an Easter Party…..