Bettina, zieh Dir bitte etwas an English translation
von Fettes Brot

My God, I didn’t know this was a quiz show
I’m getting a little excited and a little scared

What does the blonde bombshell expect from me, man?
Whether I can also answer the great questions correctly

Because she’s desperately looking
For German car brands
She wants to finish it
Starts questioning me

And on top of that, she’s casually
Circling her hips
Because we should guess correctly
And praise her breasts!

I can’t walk, so I stagger, stagger
I want to jump, but I don’t dare, don’t dare
You’re much stronger, please don’t hit me, don’t hit me!
Don’t leave me hanging here, or I’ll dangle, dangle!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!


Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Ranking and rating, history in the making, on the computer
Na na na na na na, na na na na na na
And masturbating, is she real or faking, I'm a user!
Na na na na na na, na na na na na na

I click the mouse and lose my mind
Take it off, I need just one hand!
I’m the jury, you danced so well
You’ll be a star, I recognized it right away

Oh God, oh God!
I look at your breasts
Yuck, yuck!
If my wife knew this!
You want a few cents for it
I’ll give you my last shirt!


When the thoughts come, they don’t go away, don’t go away
They have me firmly in their grip and paralyze me, paralyze me!
I can’t do anything else, because I torture myself, torture myself!
I have to do it again, but I’m ashamed, ashamed!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

I have taste. I know about women
I don’t even need to look into their eyes
It’s so easy. Yes, sometimes I can hardly believe it
My whole life is like a completely perverted dream!

Oh Angelina, Rihanna, Jessica, Penélope
Alicia, Cameron, Jennifer, Paris and Beyoncé
I feel so infinitely masculine every time I see you
Preferably in a bikini or topless

Now you’re lying there and you’re so real, real, real
Topless!
You’re so close and I feel sick, sick, sick
Topless!
I’m otherwise such a great guy, guy, guy!
Topless!
You want me all, I just want to get away, away, away!
Topless!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Bettina, please put something on!

Bettina!
Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Topless!
Bettina!
Bettina, please put something on!
Topless!

Bettina!
Bettina! Pack your breasts away!
Topless!

Preferably in a bikini or topless