Der Frauenflüsterer deutsche Übersetzung
von Farin Urlaub Racing Team

I've attended a course
and now I can finally understand woman.
The course is pretty booked out
but it is worth it to go there.

Woman rarely say, what they really mean
and that's pretty difficult for the men.
In the past I was often helpless, but that's over now.
Because now I'm able to read between the lines.

When she says: "Get lost shithead!"
It means that she likes me.
When she says: "You're STILL here?"
She actually means she wants a child from you.

In the past we often talked at cross purposes.
I've nodded nonstop
But that was pure hypocrisy !

Woman often feel misunderstood
and the love isn't a game for them.
Because woman invented the communication
And we men only the bicycle valve.


When she says: "Get lost idiot!"
It is a clear offer.
When she says: "You are really despise at!"
You can consider yourself as fucked.
When she says "The police is almost here!"
That means she's crazy about me.
When she says: "Oh no, not you again..."
Then I know: She's fired up for Farin U...

Hello Ladies, that Farin thinks like that was obvious,
But you've really no idea. That guy is not as he looks.
He never says, what he really think about.
And therefore comes our opinion:

When he says: "Hello, how's it going?"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.
When he asks you: "Could you tell me, how late it is?"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.
When he says: "I'm reading Brecht!"
That means. He wants to get to bed with you.
When he moans: "The world is cruel!"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.
When he asks you: "Do you know the harbour of Bremen?"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.
When he says: "I don't wanna sleep with you!"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.


When he says: "Huiii, your granny is nice!"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.
When he says: "She? She's too fat for me!"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.
When he says: "You've such beautiful hands!"
That means: He wants to get to bed with you.
When he says: "The song is over now"
It means: That the song is over.
It means: That the song is over.
The song is over - Now !